The Louis Pasteur of Junkiedom ([info]calamityjon) wrote,

This is a vital legal document to some governments ...

Oh man you guys, look what I found under a bookshelf in my studio; it's issue thirteen of The Official Handbook the Marvel Universe, The Book of the Dead! Why, I haven't seen this in forever ...






















What I did here: Driving home from Seattle one night, I was idly thinking bedsheet ghosts, and somehow that materialized fully formed in my mind as Banshee, in his pose from the original Official Handbook to the Marvel Universe Book of the Dead, as a bedsheet ghost ... holding his pipe and hands upon cocked hip. What you see here is every _dead_ character from those two issues of the first series. I didn't draw the inactive characters, because those would just be people underneath bedsheets, not bedsheet ghosts. Also, I only did the characters from the inaugural OHOTMU/BotD, not the subsequent issues, and I mention all of this only to keep the nerds off my back. That being said, though, there is a bar bet attached to this one, so let's see who ends up owing me a dollar...

Oh, and it turned out that Banshee wasn't even actually DEAD back in the original entry, he was just inactive. Bummer. He looked great as a bedsheet ghost with his wee clay pipe ...

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[info]miraclejackson

March 9 2009, 15:26:25 UTC 3 years ago

T

Oh my God this is the best thing that exists.

[info]miraclejackson

March 9 2009, 15:27:19 UTC 3 years ago

Re: T

Also you forgot to put in the names for the first four and because I am the biggest nerd: Air-Walker, Ancient One, Baron Blood, Baron Strucker!

[info]manningkrull

March 9 2009, 15:42:28 UTC 3 years ago

Holy shit, man, just, holy shit.

VAMPIRE COW?

[info]calamityjon

March 9 2009, 15:46:14 UTC 3 years ago

That's "Hellcow" to you, my friend.

[info]head58

3 years ago

[info]onalark

March 9 2009, 15:47:41 UTC 3 years ago

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[info]archaica

March 9 2009, 15:49:36 UTC 3 years ago

Jon, these are awesome. Thanks for doing 'em!

I totally bought the Essential OHTMU.

[info]calamityjon

March 9 2009, 15:54:44 UTC 3 years ago

I bought it too, and quickly came to realize that there's at least one part of the title that is a total lie ...

[info]archaica

3 years ago

[info]clockworkmonkey

March 9 2009, 15:55:28 UTC 3 years ago

Fun stuff, and great aging effects.

Now I'm trying to guess what kind of jackassery your bar bet was anticipating, though.

[info]calamityjon

March 9 2009, 16:06:03 UTC 3 years ago

I've probably scared off anyone who'd be likely to mention it ... which was almost my goal ...

[info]skullyflower

March 9 2009, 16:38:29 UTC 3 years ago

I love the ghost boobies. Very silly.

[info]hipsterdetritus

March 9 2009, 18:11:31 UTC 3 years ago

The beardo ghosts run a close second.

[info]ddean

March 9 2009, 19:20:52 UTC 3 years ago

This is so awesome!

Does the bar bet involve tampons? If not, I'm sorry I mentioned it.

[info]bobo_dreams

March 9 2009, 20:27:29 UTC 3 years ago

I was considering doin' a Mini_Marvel version of the entire handbook...but I think i'd end up shooting myself...

...as it is, this is just about the most awesome thing I've seen all day...

[info]calamityjon

March 9 2009, 21:27:41 UTC 3 years ago

Is "Mini_Marvel" a specific thing, or just a general term for little wee Marvel dudes?

[info]devophill

March 9 2009, 20:45:22 UTC 3 years ago

So, how many of these guys are no longer dead bedsheet ghosts?

[info]oilyrags

March 10 2009, 02:37:24 UTC 3 years ago

my guess is this was the bar bet, and I was going to raise objections to Bucky and Baron Zemo on that basis at minimum. Probably more, but I don't care to do the research.

[info]serizawa3000

March 9 2009, 21:26:34 UTC 3 years ago

Wasn't MODOK dead... for a while, anyway?

[info]calamityjon

March 9 2009, 21:27:06 UTC 3 years ago

I guess, why?

[info]abysmalchimp

March 9 2009, 22:52:49 UTC 3 years ago

Jeezum crow, Jon Morris. As if you weren't the best guy ever BEFORE this...

[info]jameel

March 10 2009, 00:28:56 UTC 3 years ago

This is glorious, man.

[info]thechrishaley

March 10 2009, 00:33:40 UTC 3 years ago

I can say it no better than Kevin Church, you are an American hero.

[info]finback

March 10 2009, 00:36:42 UTC 3 years ago

I can't get over Baron Blood's little batwings..

[info]mr_cow

March 10 2009, 01:41:09 UTC 3 years ago

i knew there was a reason i decided to procrastinately check what was going on on live journal tonight when i should be watching tv.

[info]calamityjon

March 12 2009, 18:56:44 UTC 3 years ago

NEW WORD INVENTED!

[info]misterscarecrow

March 10 2009, 14:58:27 UTC 3 years ago

The staples in the middle are a great touch.

[info]calamityjon

March 12 2009, 18:56:55 UTC 3 years ago

I am pleased that someone noticed...

[info]tmbgcat

March 10 2009, 17:57:03 UTC 3 years ago

wait...so is Dracula undead or dead dead according to this book?

[info]calamityjon

March 12 2009, 18:57:12 UTC 3 years ago

He was listed as "Destroyed." Which is how I want to be listed when I go.

[info]joshkassel

March 10 2009, 22:51:05 UTC 3 years ago

Brilliant idea that made me laugh hard, even though I don't have a clue who all but two of these characters are were (can you guess which ones?).

And does this mean "It The Living Colossus" has to change his name? If so, I vote "Big Deathy."

[info]ericmesquivel

March 14 2009, 16:09:28 UTC 3 years ago

nerd.
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