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FOLK FACTS!

Folk Fact: Notorious mis-labeler Woody Guthrie had a fascist-killing device at home on which he wrote "This machine plays protest music".

Folk Fact: Writing "This Machine Kills Fascists" on his guitar was a warning from Guthrie that he had mastered the deadliest chord, Anti-F.

Folk Fact: To be fair, many fascists possess a wide array of machines which are more than capable of killing protest singers, so it's even.

Folk Fact: Guthrie's first "machine to kill fascists" was an anvil dangling over a sign which read "Free beer for fascists Line starts here"

Folk Fact: One of Hercules' twelve labors was to wrest the fascist-killing guitar from the mighty embrace of the man-god Woody Guthrie.

Folk Fact: The main differences between Woody and Arlo Guthrie are height, presence of wispy beard, and that one of them is unstuck in time.

Folk Fact: Woody Guthrie's guitar not only kills fascists, but has a +5 against dragons, blink dogs and the undead.

Folk Fact: Woody Guthrie's fascist-killing guitar was originally wielded by Captain America, living legend of World War II!

Folk Fact: You should rest at least 2 minutes between reading each of these Folk Facts, so you don't become what doctors call "Fact-Addled"

FOLK FACTS!

Comments

Nice job, Jon. Yer spreading the good word!
FOLK FACTS!
These made me so damn happy.
Nice windbreaker, Woody.
I wouldn't have the stones to talk like that to WOody Guthrie.
Folk Fact: Woody Guthrie indeed killed fascists. His no good, talentless son Arlo just encouraged them.
This brings up an interesting question.

Is Woody Guthrie Batman?
Batman does not, of course, kill. He does however own a belt which ensnares sociopaths.
What does it say on it?
Or possibly El Kabong?
Actually, I read somewhere that Woody misspelled the slogan on his guitar .. he actually wrote "This guitar kills fastest", and he had a dobro that killed a little slower, but then the whole fascist thing took off and he was stuck with it.
I have a theory that Woody Guthrie merely wrote "This Machine Kills Fascists" on his guitar so that the message would be in proximity to the real source of fascist-killing: his groin.
Blink dogs! A brilliant allusion.
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us.
Bob. Bob were you even paying attention

How did I miss this when you first posted it! Whoa!
THIS GUITAR IS TRAINED TO SMASH YOUR CAMERA

THIS MACHINE GRILLS FLAPJACKS


"Woody Guthrie's fascist-killing guitar was originally wielded by Captain America, living legend of World War II!"

I would of thought it would be something like "Captain America, living legend of World War II, is the only know mortal able to lift Woody Guthrie's fascist killing guitar!"
:D :D :D
While this post is goddamned hilarious, that is still one of my favorite pictures ever.
You are SUCH an evil man. I had a coughing fit from laughing. And now I'll never look at that picture the same way again. Dammit.