It's a big day for my wife, who is today not only recovering from surgery by also getting her first-ever byline on a City Desk piece. It's the latest installment of Nice Work If You Can Get It, a non-saucy little number called "Having Your Cake and Respecting It In The Morning." Fun fact: The two best jokes in this one were hers. Eat up and enjoy!

I forgot, I founded my own political party a couple of years ago. This was our symbol:



I'd like to remind you to vote the AMERICAWESOME Party this November. We don't have any candidates yet, but we think America is Awesome, also dinosaurs. I might have a convention later next week, it'll involve getting together for milkshakes or something.