Exponential Returns!
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003) Starring Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Tom Welling, Hilary Duff, more ...
Father of twelve Tom Baker (Steve Martin) must cope with his rambunctious family and a new job while his wife is away on a book tour in this remake of a 1950 original.

Yours, Mine and Ours (2005) Starring Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, more...
Coast Guard Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) and free spirit Helen North (Rene Russo) come together along with their cumulative 18 children in this remake of a 1958 original. That's right, you heard it here, eighteen! If you thought twelve children was some sort of comedy, wait till you see the laughs you get with 50% more kids!

Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005) Starring Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Tom Welling, Hilary Duff, more ...
Eighteen kids? We'll tell you what, twelve was just a warm-up! In this sequel to the 2003 family favorite, beleaguered dad Tom Baker (Steve Martin) butts heads with long-time rival Jimmy Murtaugh (Eugene Levy) and his - wait for it - eight additional children! That's TWENTY - count 'em - TWENTY kids all told! We didn't even name some of them in the script, there's so many! You have to see this to believe it! TWENTY!

Yours, Mine and MORE of Ours (2006) Starring Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, more...
I guess that in some parts of the world, twenty kids is a real laugh-riot. You know, probably in those countries where they don't have running water and pray to a chicken or something. But here in the good ol' U.S.A., we know how to do a family comedy right - THIRTY. Yep, that's right, in the intervening two years since the original film, Coast Guard Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) and free spirit Helen North (Rene Russo) adopt and/or create the old-fashioned way an additional TEN children! Plus, Russo's character is pregnant, and we don't want to give away the ending, but what do you want to bet we can hit thirty-ONE? A must-see.

Cheaper By The Dozen 3:Dozens and Dozens (2007) Starring Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Tom Welling, Hilary Duff, more ...
We're not really the kind of movie description to cast aspersions on other films, but after seeing that some movies consider a measly THIRTY kids to be some sort of big achievement, well, come on. We're not saying that the Yours, Mine and Ours franchise is, you know, a little pink or anything, but adding a thirty-first kid at the end of the film? That's just trying too hard. That's why we're proud to show them how to do it right. The kids from the first two movies are back, but now they're all grown-up! And married! And they've all had triplets! And they're all expecting twins too, and every woman in the movie is in her third trimester! That's right, we're starting off with THIRTY-SIX KIDS, but wait till you see the looks on the faces of Tom and Kate Baker (Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt) when everyone gives birth at once and it's SIXTY CHILDREN! SIXTY, you fucking faggots! Family comedy at its finest AND most voluminous.

Yours, Mine, Ours, Theirs, This and That (2008) Starring Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, more...
Hey, you know what? It turns out that Coast Guard Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) has been cheating on free spirit Helen North (Rene Russo) all these years - in fact, he's a bigamist! And he's got another eighteen kids in each of THOSE marriages! And these aren't dogs or nothing either, believe you me! He's banging Bebe Neuwerth, Annette O'Toole, Kathleen Turner, Karen Allen, Marcia Cross, Bai Ling and motherfucking Carmen Electra, you queers! That's SEVEN hot wombs pumping out pure comedy gold in the form of ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX NEW kids, not to mention the thirty-one from the previous movie, PLUS the stars of the original film have popped out a couple more, so it's ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-EIGHT CHILDREN, and lots of hot ass. Coming this Christmas.

Cheaper By The Everyone (2009) Starring Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Tom Welling, Hilary Duff, You, more ...
This Christmas, dad Tom Baker (Steve Martin) and mom Kate Baker (Bonnie Hunt), feeling the effects of an empty nest, strive to adopt ... everyone who comes to see this movie! That's right, buying a ticket to this film will legally declare you to be the lawful child of stars Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt - this movie doesn't just have the most children ever, YOU ARE THE CHILDREN! This Christmas, come see a comedy for - and starring - the whole family.

Yours, Mine and Everything (2010) Starring Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, more...
89 minutes, two hundred and twelve children introduced each minute, fuck you.

Cheaper By The Dozen 5 (2011) Starring Steve Martin, Bonnie Hunt, Tom Welling, Hilary Duff, more ...
Dennis Quaid is queer.

Yours, Mine and Fuck You Steve Martin (2012) Starring Dennis Quaid, Rene Russo, more...
Sgt.Bilko, need we say more?

Ours Are Cheaper Than Yours By The Dozen (2013) Starring Steve Martin, Dennis Quaid, Bonnie Hunt, Rene Russo, Tom Welling, Hilary Duff, more ...
Huge, hilarious gangbang and fistfight to the death between well over eighteen thousand children and competing families, led by Coast Guard Admiral Frank Beardsley (Dennis Quaid) and family man Tom Baker (Steve Martin). This film is categorized as "Under Production," contains violence and mild nudity. Heartwarming.